The Frumplingtons

The Eurovision Song Contest final is being held next Saturday. We can hardly wait. We’re already prepared for the big night:

• We’ve got home-made scoresheets and little stubby pencils from the local bookies so we can play along at home and give all those tinpot nations like France and Germany ‘nul points‘.
• We’ve got beer**. And, most important of all,
• We’ve got earplugs!

We’ll be cheering for Dustin the Turkey next weekend. Which turkey will you be voting for?

** Did I say ‘beer’? I meant ‘cake’. Sorry.

Update:

Dustin the Turkey fails to get through the semi-finals