Chunky by the canal
As a famous pop singer once sang, “there are more questions than answers”*. And the picture on this knitting pattern for a chunky sweater raises a whole load of questions. Like, why is the model so red in the face? Why did he choose to adopt such an uncomfortable pose? The poor chap seems to be suffering from some kind of muscle strain. I only hope they had plenty of Fiery Jack on standby.
The big question though, is did he jump or was he pushed into the canal shortly after the photo shoot? Those big woolly sweaters can get awfully heavy when they’re waterlogged, can’t they?
Glug, glug, glug…
(* It was Johnny Nash, in case you were wondering.)