A shock for Shana
Poor Shana. She’s traumatised. Wanna know why? Well, two days ago she found out…
(I can hardly bring myself to type this.)
…she found out that she shares a birthday with…
[Takes deep breath before resuming post. P’raps it’s better just to type it real fast and have done with it. Right, here goes.]
…with…
[Gulp!]
…with…
Phew! That’s better. I feel fine now.
(Shana doesn’t, though.)