Moving to Haslet. Not.
I have just discovered that there is a town called Haslet, and we would like to move there, because both Shana and I are keen haslet fans.
Unfortunately, Haslet is in Texas. (Yeah, that Texas!) Oh, well, never mind. It would have been the perfect address for us, though. Guess we’d better get the local map out instead and look closer to home; I wonder if there’s such as place as Corned Beef, Lincolnshire?
