Because we’re worth it
Abba’s greatest hits are currently playing on TMF. It’s good stuff to have on in the background while we busy ourselvees with other things — like making sculptures out of dust, or disinfecting the wainscot.
Like all those digital telly channels, though, TMF have to pay the rent somehow; hence the regular ad breaks. And during the most recent break there was the inevitable mind-numbing cosmetics advert. Shana couldn’t resist mimicking the model in the ad; cue typical airhead-bimbo accent:
“I’d just love to have clump-free lashes!”
“Clump-free lashes?” I exclaimed. “My Mum’s 64-years-old, and she’s still working on clump-free gravy!”
As Benny, Bjorn and the rest of the gang would say…
Mamma mia!